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[mike_s]

Insert Monica Lewinsky Joke of your choice here.

Poor ole Monica.

She blew Slick Willy, and all she got was a stain on her dress and became the laughing stock of Washington.


Ole Bill, went on write a book about his Presidency and make millions from it and from "speaking appearances" around the world.



Ironically, for both he is now known by many as the "Great Orator". (joke required for humor post section).

 

[The Chairman]

I would rather we leave political humor for the Pub. It's just too much rancor, whether it's Jay Leno, a Stupublican or a Dumocrat.

 

[Insta-Gator]

Yeah, let's just pick on blondes. That's ok.

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[The Chairman]

Yeah, let's just pick up [-]on[/-] blondes. That's ok.

I fixed it for you you.

 

[Insta-Gator]

I fixed it for you you.

Wish I had a 'like' button

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[mike_s]

Wish I had a 'like' button

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I LIKED it for you.



(but sometimes I with I had a DISLIKE button also for other posts).

 

[SC_Hoaty]

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name.

"Stanley," responds the little boy.

"And what is your question, Stanley?"

"I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support
of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"

Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right question time. Who has a question?" Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him his name.

"Steve! ," he responds.

"And what is your question, Steve?"

"Actually , I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth, what the hell happened to Stanley?"

I would rather we leave political humor for the Pub. It's just too much rancor, whether it's Jay Leno, a Stupublican or a Dumocrat.

:gans: Lots of examples. Changing your rules now is very telling!

And for our required new humor -

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And check the date on Sassy's post if you think I'm being unfair in my accusation.

 

[Insta-Gator]

Perhaps someone should have put a list of rules on post #1 defining what is off limits and what is not.

If it's truly funny, not contrived crude attempt at humor, then let it stand. If someone is offended, they have the right to avoid this thread. Wow, how simple could it get?

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Historical view: Some of the funniest comedians to ever live told political and ethnic jokes. Many told ethnic jokes about their own ethnic background. Now it's all taboo

Now they can't tell a joke without 47 curse words and vulgarities. Lighten up, the video about Obamacare was funny. Even if you don't agree with her position.

If Sherri wants to tell jokes on President Bush, OK. I don't have to read it. I AM IN CONTROL OF MY OWN HAPPINESS.

 

[SC_Hoaty]

You forgot to add something funny, Gary



Like this:

Yo mamma is so fat she got arrested at the airport for 10 pounds of crack
Yo mamma is so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the internet - she is already world wide

 

[mike_s]

I AM IN CONTROL OF MY OWN HAPPINESS.

If everyone had that attitude.... we'd be much better off.