Post Your Pretty Funny Stuff Here

[The Chairman]

Changing your rules now is very telling!

Talk about panties in a wad for no reason. I didn't change a rule: I asked politely. That being said, this is not the Pub. I won't share YouTube vids of The Colbert Report or the Daily Show in here, even though they are awesomely funny. Why? This really isn't the place for it. If you have to poop, please use the appropriate sandbox.

 

[Hockeynut]

There is someone running that "sucks less"??? Who? :shocked2:

Gary Johnson baby!!!!!!!

 

[SC_Hoaty]

I guess I wasn't clear.

There are many, many, posts here about Bush and Obama. Do a search. I'm sure there are other political figures mentioned.

I agree the pub is the place for political debate. This was humor that originated in politics.

I find it typical of the way things go around here that none of the political jokes for years have been told to go to the pub, until you find one offensive during election season. I see this as personal. If anyone but the board owner said it, it would be ridiculed. Humor is humor. And that video was funny! "...signed by a president that smokes..."

If you think it is a TOS violation, recuse yourself and use the report button. If you think it is merely in poor taste, suck it up like the blondes do - this thread is full of blonde jokes.

And for the humor....

Yo mamma is so fat, when she steps on a scale it says "to be continued"
Yo mamma is so fat, when she hauls ass it takes two trips

 

[Insta-Gator]

Gary Johnson baby!!!!!!!

Now THAT is funny.

 

[The Chairman]

Yeah... OK. It's obvious I don't belong here. Unsubscribe. Thanks for not understanding.

 

[Insta-Gator]

To make up for missing my funny in a previous post ... (sorry)

- Your mom is so fat she can lie down and stand up and her height doesn't change

- Your mom is so fat her baby pistures were taken by satellite

- Your mom is so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon

- Your mom is so fat she has her own area code

 

[mike_s]

Doctor Seuss on Barack Obama:

"I do not like Barack Obama,
I do not like his health care scam.

I do not like that sneaky crook,
or how he lies and cooks the books.

I do not like it when he steals,
I do not like his secret deals.

I do not like that metro man,
I do not like his 'YES WE CAN.'

I do not like his spending spree,
does he not know that nothing's free?

I do not like his smug replies,
I do not like his constant lies.

I do not like his kind of hope.
I do not like it. Nope, nope, nope."

 

[SC_Hoaty]

Dr. Seuss belongs in the pub, with the other kiddie things. This is for FUNNY stuff!

Yo momma is so fat that her belly button makes an echo

Yo momma is so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard

Yo momma is so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light

Yo momma is so fat, she had to get baptised at sea world

 

[Insta-Gator]

 

[mike_s]

Yo momma is so fat, she had to get baptised at sea world

:spit:


I haven't heard that one in a while.