You Will Be Throttled!
Recently AT&T was fined by the FTC for "throttling" data transfer rates on customers who purchased "unlimited" data plans. The more data a customer would attempt to use, the slower the data transfer would become. This would, in essence, make it impossible to enjoy the benefits of an unlimited data plan (streaming video and the like), despite having paid for it.
Anyone catching my drift here regarding Sandals/Beaches?
These resorts boast "unlimited luxury included" vacations. From the moment you arrive, however, they make every effort to slow or prevent your use of the "inclusions." Hence, be ready to be throttled.
The diving is a great example of this. They say on their web site unlimited diving, but you are limited to two dives per day...if they let you dive. They make no effort to let you know in advance what paperwork to bring or what their procedures are. When you get there, if you cannot prove from your log that you've dived in the previous six months they will make you take the refresher course ($125.00 extra fee) plus you will lose a dive day because they give the course the following afternoon. If it wasn't for a careful reading of several posts on SB, I would not have had what I needed to begin diving the day after arrival. They say that this is all about safety, but it's really about keeping as many people away from the "luxury included" diving as possible.
Just a few notes regarding the dive ops.
Be prepared for a cattle boat experience, no concierge diving here! 10 divers per DM, you'll carry your own gear on and off the boat, set everything up yourself, change tanks yourself if you're on a 2 tank dive, clean your own gear, hang it and put it away yourself. Although I called and was assured that nitrox was available at Beaches Turks & Caicos, upon my arrival I was told that the "guy who knows how to mix it is off island." If you are certified OW they will not allow you to dive to more than 60ft. AOW and above 90ft. Your turnaround time will be when the first diver hits 1500psi. At the DMs discretion, they may allow you to hang out in the area around the boat if you have air in the tank. They want you to have a minimum of 500psi left when you get on the boat.
Enjoy your throttling in these other areas:
You'll show up at a buffet place for lunch and there are plenty of tables, but no one to seat you. You'll go to one of the fine dining restaurants for dinner and be told at the door that they can't let you in because you are wearing shorts (it's still 87F at 8pm) or a shirt without a collar. Some of the better restaurants are located outdoors only. Not too many people I know want to sit outside in tropical heat eating sushi...just sayin' They say they have "top shelf liquor," I never saw any. Good luck finding pool towels after about 2pm. It is a place with many rules and they will not bend them for you. Get the general idea?
On the other hand, my 5yo son loves the water park and the kids camp and snorkeling in the shallow reef right off the beach so I'll probably have to go back. Next time I'll most likely find a different dive op for my fun.
Happy Diving!