Scuba Pick-up Lines

[dbg40]

Your right, pick up lines do NOT work. I just wear my BLACK mask when my wifes not around and the chicks come runnin cause I look so coooool !!!!

 

[lamont]

when i wear my pink snorkel and day-glo yellow split fins i need a stick to fend off all the hot babes... it was so much work that i just wear black jetfins now...

 

[dlndavid]

I just wip out my AOW cert card and plop it down on the bar...a real chick magnet.

 

[Orlando Eric]

How about..."WoW! You are in great shape. WHat kind of abdominal exercises do you do to get definition like that?

 

[MaxBottomtime]

Hi. I'm Max Bottomtime. Mind if I go down?

 

[Parrothead_Diver]

So what'll it be... Wet?... or Dry?

 

[JustDiveIt]

When I go down, it's rare that I come up for air.

 

[wacdiver]

"Gone Down Lately?"

 

[dmmike]

Remember.... If all else fails "blow and go"

 

[2Dive4fun]

I prefer doubles