Devils_advocate
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A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down at the bar.
The bartender says "Hey, I've got a drink named after you."
The grasshopper says "You've got a drink named Steve?"
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Two babies in a nursery one baby looks at the other baby and says "I'm a little boy." The other baby turns and stares the other one down...and says "OH yeah, prove it."
The baby grabs its covers rips them off and points down "See blue booties!"
The bartender says "Hey, I've got a drink named after you."
The grasshopper says "You've got a drink named Steve?"
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Two babies in a nursery one baby looks at the other baby and says "I'm a little boy." The other baby turns and stares the other one down...and says "OH yeah, prove it."
The baby grabs its covers rips them off and points down "See blue booties!"