You don't have to exaggerate. We're bad enough. Combined for the two of us....
4 checked bags totaling 250#
2 roll-ons totaling 70#
2 backpacks (actually I think they're haversacks) with computers, cameras, personal items totaling 50#
Not everyone can do that for free, but almost anyone who wants to upgrade 24 hours in advance can for $100 if FC isn't full yet...
First class seats & amenities;
2 = 70# bags each;
Priority check-in line (love those glares), security line and boarding;
Presidents club on layover in Houston!
Or, if not - pay $25 for the second bag and pack it with scuba gear only up to 70# for free. But consider FC. My bud has only enjoyed it 3 times now, with me, but he's getting hooked.