Muk-tuk
Whale blubber to most of us, this is a greasy lump of
grease, with an inedible hunk of skin attached. Interminable chewing, dribbling goo down your chin, it tastes like a lump of rancid candle. I hear some folks really go for this, but I think its more likely that muk-tuk is the Inuit word for gotcha.
Haggis
I think this dish is kept alive by the English just so that they wont have to feel bad about how awful their food is. Ive got Scots ancestors and I understand why they emigrated how many people have fallen asleep eating this dish and asphyxiated when they fell face first into the mushy pile?
Palmetto bugs
If you can get past the idea that youre eating deepfried cockroach, they have a rather pleasant, nutty taste. Once was enough, however.
Rocky mountain oysters
Im not so fond of the sheep stones, but Ill eat a plate full cattle noogies if theyre butterflied, breaded and pan fried.
Kim chee
The only thing wrong with this stuff is that they dig it up after burying it. Next time, Ill use it instead of wasabi to hide the taste of
Raw sea urchin
You cant put enough wasabi on this to make it edible. It's got the consistency of baby puke and doesn't look as good.