what would the lowest common denominator set of rules for diving the Oriskany look like?
dream no more:
1. don't bite the ship. it's made of metal. it will hurt you more than it will hurt the ship.
2. don't use any razor-sharp metal edge as a handhold. see 1 above.
3. if you see something with a large mouth and sharp teeth in a dark room, don't swim in after it.
4. DO NOT under any circumstances push your buddy into the dark room with the
large mouth and sharp teeth thing in it.
5. keep looking at your round pressure gauge thingie. if it gets too close to zero,
come on up.
6. just because your brother in law Mike does solo wreck penetration with a single
tank and no line is no reason for you to try it. remember the time you tried to
eat chili peppers raw like he did?
7. if you accidentally go into decompression (see no. 8, what is decompression) get
to 10 feet slowly and stay there until you run out of gas.
8. if your computer starts beepoing and it says "DECO" and you have no clue what it's talking about, remember that "DECO" stands for decompression and it means you
can't dive anymore for the rest of the day, and, worse, can't drink any booze.
9. should you be swimming along merrily, and all of a sudden go, "heck, where's
that 2,000 plus foot ship gone?" don't panic. back track a little. if you can't find
the wreck, don't let yourself run out of air. ascend slowly, get bouyant, and try to get a boat's attention.
10. if you find yourself without air, having skipped deco, and floating at night
miles from nowhere, think to yourself, "Diving is all about having fun!"