What if ?

[TSandM]

Did you ever decide you were actually GOOD at this?

 

[DivemasterDennis]

Did you ever read our books- you know, the Scuba Snobs' Guide to Diving Etiquette , book 1 and 2? What did you think?

 

[cloudflint]

"Do you think we can get another few years down here on this mortal plain if we if we stop 3 meters from the pearly gates for 5 minutes during the ascent towards heaven?"

 

[avengerki]

Did you bring any tanks and are they filled?

 

[Superlyte27]

I don't generally talk to myself when flying.

 

[j2s]

I hear Hell has some really good caves, wanna' 'buddy-up' ??!!!.......

 

[TracyN]

I don't generally talk to myself when flying.

LoL! That's just funny!

 

[o2dependant]

I don't think much of these orange BCD's and these regulators look a bit flimsy.

 

[Robert Gillcash]

"Can I borrow your parachute?"


A few weeks later a classified ad will appear in my local paper:


"FOR SALE: One parachute. Only used once. Small stain. Best offer.".





m.

you only need a parachute if you plan to skydive twice.

 

[Pauly854]

Can you help me reach my "dump" valve, cause I just "vented my bladder" and flooded my drysuit?