Wreckmania # 3

[seaangel]

What time of day do most of you post. I am way behind in this choice of times. I too, have a flight on Monday afternoon at 3:50PM and would prefer morning on Sunday to ensure my 24 hr time before flying. Sandy, spoke up and asked for morning, I hope we can still. Seems like alot of morning people out there.

 

[The Chairman]

To the tune "Animaniacs"

We're Wreck-a-maniacs!
Yes, Wreck-a-maniacs!
When we dive into the blue,
Its like a total zoo!
What more could you ask!

It really isn't fair,
When we steal your underwear!
We'll tie it to a flagpole,
And run that sucker up!
We hope that you'll be there!

We are crazier than most,
Natasha is our host!
Our teacher's name is Walt,
He's picky to a fault,
He can really be verbose!

We're Wreck-a-maniacs!
Yes, Wreck-a-maniacs!
We can be a little dippy,
'Specially when we're tipsy!
We're Wreack-a-mani...
Really, really zany...
(This song is kinda lamey)
Wreck-a-maniaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacs!!!

To the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies"

Here's a little story,
'Bout Natasha and Walt.
Put a class together,
Divin' wrecks deep in the salt!
They weren't very funny,
'Cause they had this writer's block,
So they called Texas Mike,
And his cousin NetDoc...
(spoken)
Wreckmanics they is,
A Texas Crude, and a Florida Cracker!

Well Tex went to work,
trying to manufacture fun.
And NetDoc said,
"We've only just begun!"
Singing songs and making jokes,
Is the way it ought to be,
So, Wreckmania,
Will will have tons of lunacy...
(spoken)
Silly, silly songs... and them impractical type jokes.

One more thing,
You'll get to meet MB!
Some people say,
He's funnier than me.
It's not that I'm sayin'
That he's ugly, can't you see,
But he does an imitation,
Of a mangy manatee.
(spoken)
Slow movin ya know, with yaller gloves!


(OK, here is the "participation part" where you guys get to continue the "saga")

(That means, hit the "Post Reply" button and keep typing... yes, you!)

 

[Walter]

Cindy,

I hope that was in error. We have 6 dives for the course. Two each on Saturday, Sunday and Monday. I thought you were driving.

 

[seaangel]

It was an error, my mind was on another trip. I will not be flying back until Tues. at 3:50pm. Yeah, I have changed plans because I thought the drive back would be too much. Driving down would be ok, I would be excited and all that but the return home alone did not appeal too much. I got a screamin deal on airfare and already have the tickets.

 

[livestodive]

Netdoc y'all is a killin me!!

Really enjoyed the lines!

 

[SunshineFish]

NetDoc - I wish I were as creative as you!

Natasha - have you dived yet?? Here is your drumroll ....and plan C/D is?

 

[The Chairman]

I will take that as a compliment. I do understand that MB liked his "part" in the song, but wants all the ladies to know he is a svelte Norwegian Manatee (which means he's about the same size as our domestic manatees, but don't let him know I told you that) (it's our secret, ya know).

 

[TexasMike]

Anyone going on this trip a gee-tar player and can bring one with them?

We'll need some musical accompanyment to Pete's parodies if we want to sing them around the beach campfire. And some how my kazoo wasn't what we were thinking of.

 

[Dee]

It's a shame ScubaTexasTony and ScubaDuke aren't going...the can sure pick and grin!

 

[Natasha]

Hey divers!
I'm back. Yes, the Gods were good to us, and we got to dive Cozumel after all.
My number #1 favorite dive of my life ..yes, my life ..was the new wreck down there, the C-53.
I never had so much fun on a dive, until I dove that one.
We went from deck to deck, looked in the empty cabins, played around in the bathroom, like we were ..well you know .. and did summer salts on the railings. Lots of fun! A total blast! I already have some of the pictures developed. You guys are going to love 'em. I just have to figure out a way to get them on here! LadyDiver will help me, I'm sure.
Look for tons more of my " Calming Down in Cozumel" trip reports in Mexico.
Looking forward to WRECKMANIA even more now!
Mom