You know you dive too much when....

[scubafire]

Dive too much when...

the only difference between your toilet and wetsuit is the toilet paper

 

[tedwhiteva]

When you spend 5 minutes reading all these "Dive too much when..."

 

[lil sis]

You dive too much when it's natural for your bed to be wet...

 

[pterantula]

2. You try to pay for dinner with a C-Card

(Actually, why not? SSI, PADI, etc. should partner with some banks and issue 'c-card c-cards', and further partner with DAN so that info is present too... 1 card for your whole vacation....)

(Love the bad diving day stuff, can I use that in a movie?...)

 

[Jcsgt]

You dive too much when it's natural for your bed to be wet...

Good excuse! How old did you say you were?

 

[lil sis]

You totally got the wrong impression on that! The other day I came back from diving and my bathing suit was still wet but instead of taking a shower I took a nap first and when I woke up my bed was wet from where I had been laying!

 

[Jcsgt]

Does your sister make you use rubber sheets when you spend the night? LOL!

 

[lil sis]

I'm rubber you're glue whatever you say to me bounces off of me and sticks to you!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Jcsgt]

:lol:

 

[pterantula]

You know you dive too much when ...
You see a beautiful yacht gliding across the water and think how much nicer it would be as a sunken wreck that you could dive.

(THAT was a good one....)