You know you're a scuba diver when...

[dvr4lyf]

When you have had dreams of breathing underwater ever since you first learned to swim!

 

[offroaddiver]

how bout this...
Goin down, getting wet and putting on rubber has nothing sexual about it.

All other hobbies have some influences from diving. You have given plasma or odd jobs to help buy dive gear.

 

[smb1014]

Now I know why we have bubbles coming out of our mouths - we're all laughing from these lines.

 

[ohmdiver]

how about when you revive a 22 month old thread....

Just kidding, when...you stop hanging you divide your friends by diving and non diving...

 

[RiverPearl]

how about when you are in an airplane and your ears get stopped up and you automatically hold your nose and blow to equalize....

 

[ditch-diver]

... when you can look at a female diver after a dive, still in her 7mm neoprene drysuit, salt-crusted hair and 'rim-face' from her mask.., and you say to yourself.(and mean it) ..,

"Now THAT'S sexy!!"

 

[dive_lover88]

i nearly cried after smelling my mask when i took out my gears to search for a piece of equipment to loan my frend...(been out of the water for 4mths now...)

the pain...the agony...

 

[sandshaker]

... when you can look at a female diver after a dive, still in her 7mm neoprene drysuit, salt-crusted hair and 'rim-face' from her mask.., and you say to yourself.(and mean it) ..,

"Now THAT'S sexy!!"

 

[Lee Taylor]

.... you quickly hit your car brakes only to hear a loud "clink" followed by a continuous "hissing" sound coming from your trunk.

 

[santafejoe]

When you find yourself at the dive shop once or twice a week buying stuff or just hanging out.