You Might Be A Redneck Diver If....

[Fish_Whisperer]

.... you spit in your mask and it is brown

Ewwwwwwww... LOL!!

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

you pee in your buddies wet suit

Wait: I didn't think I was a redneck... LMAO

 

[aedavidson]

You might be a redneck if your wallet is attached to your bc with a chain.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

You might be a redneck if, instead of Diver Down flags, yours are the Stars & Bars.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

You might be a redneck diver if your surface marker is "Blow-Up Betty"

 

[Dave Zimmerly]

You might be a redneck diver if:
- You wash your wetsuit with flea and tick soap.
- You use lard to get in your wetsuit.
- Going for a dive is also considered taking a bath.
- You refer to your OW class as "Higher Education"
- Your hair creates an oil slick.
- You have a bottle opener on a D-ring.
- Your C-card photo includes a toothpick.

Dave (aka "Squirt")

 

[Cacia]

gooooood ones. I know men who won't bathe..."but I DOVE today" sad, but true.

you might be a redneck diver, if your toenails look like parrot beaks.

 

[jwhitlock]

You might be a redneck if you 20 miles off shore in a small 20 ft. single engine boat , look for a wreck with only a GPS ....Then think you have found it throw out the anchor without an anchor chain , then all three divers jump in (leaving no one on the boat)............ never find the wreck and almost lose the boat ......

Funny ......really happened .......thank goodness I wasnt there!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cacia]

You tie a mushroom anchor to your Intro , because you left the weight belt in your pick-up....( seen it recently)

 

[jwhitlock]

Thats what you call redneck enginuity!