You Might Be A Redneck Diver If....

[scubajoh44]

You might be a Red Neck if:

You can patch your drysuit with last weeks Copenhagen spit cup goo.

 

[Mack Diver]

You might be a redneck diver if ...

you take out your Copenhagen to "feed the fish"
you win the mullet tossing contest!
You use a tire rim to anchor your inner tube marker bouy.
You schedule your dives around the NASCAR schedule.
You coordinate your dive gear to your favorite NASCAR drivers color scheme
You go diving in your neighbors stock tank

Mack

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

You might be a redneck diver if you're surprised that mullets don't really have the same hairstyle that you do.

 

[billtodive]

If you have a sign between the trailer and old bathtub full of scuba gear that says:

"This is not a dump"

 

[billtodive]

You might be a redneck diver if:

- You have a bottle opener on a D-ring.
Dave (aka "Squirt")

LOL......Thank you. Next Public Access Dive I go to, ther WILL be a "Grain Belt" bottle opener on a D-ring... will definately get the day started off right>

 

[Divingnthedark]

That's not a Redeck Liveaboard. That boat is just for "day trips".






Here is a Redneck Liveaboard.

Why Y'All wanter make fun of my retirement home:06:

 

[jepuskar]

if you...shoot darts, pool, or watch NASCAR...you are a Redneck!!!

 

[mike_s]

One more Redneck Liveaboard.

 

[mike_s]

Ok... you might be a redneck diver, If you've ever banded together a set of doubles
with Duct tape, beer cans, for spacers, and an old seat belt