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rje634:You may be a redneck if this is your dive boat..
Man.. Don't make fun of my live-aboard! Whaaaaaaa! LMAO!
You Might Be A Redneck Diver If....
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Man.. Don't make fun of my live-aboard! Whaaaaaaa! LMAO!
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F/W, that-ar's a goodun, I don keer whoyar !!!
You may be a redneck diver if:
You use the plastic bag they put your six pack in for your lift bag.
the K-neck
You may be a redneck diver if:
You use the plastic bag they put your six pack in for your lift bag.
the K-neck
You might be a redneck if.....
you use your gas barbeque grill tank for your SCUBA tank.
you use your gas barbeque grill tank for your SCUBA tank.
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You might be a redneck diver if the hoses on your gear have Ingersoll-Rand decals on them.
You might be a redneck diver if your "mask" is really a set of swimming goggles from Walmart.
You might be a redneck diver if your idea of "good viz" is, "Just enough to keep all them catfish from hidin'."
You might be a redneck diver if your dog shares his surface-interval snacks with you. (A handful of dry food from the feed bin)
You might be a redneck diver if your surface marker is a bunch of Coors cans plugged and strung together.
You might be a redneck diver if you've tried to scuba in the pool, by using the pool-vac hose like a snorkel. (Oh... That would be me...) LMAO
You might be a redneck diver if your "mask" is really a set of swimming goggles from Walmart.
You might be a redneck diver if your idea of "good viz" is, "Just enough to keep all them catfish from hidin'."
You might be a redneck diver if your dog shares his surface-interval snacks with you. (A handful of dry food from the feed bin)
You might be a redneck diver if your surface marker is a bunch of Coors cans plugged and strung together.
You might be a redneck diver if you've tried to scuba in the pool, by using the pool-vac hose like a snorkel. (Oh... That would be me...) LMAO
Supernal
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You might be a redneck diver if your "Farmer Johns" really ARE overalls.
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Fish_Whisperer:
That's not a Redeck Liveaboard. That boat is just for "day trips".
Here is a Redneck Liveaboard.
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Mike, that is priceless !!!
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You might be a redneck diver if:
- You use Stink-the-Sink as deodorant.
- You use your tanks for welding during the week.
- You count time in a septic tank as a dive.
- You record leaches in your fish ID log.
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- You use Stink-the-Sink as deodorant.
- You use your tanks for welding during the week.
- You count time in a septic tank as a dive.
- You record leaches in your fish ID log.
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I mean Sink-the-Stink.
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LMAO, Mike!
Dave, I think "Stink the Stink" is much better, actually. :lol:
Dave, I think "Stink the Stink" is much better, actually. :lol:
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