You might be a scuba addict if...

[Santa]

You might be a scuba addict if........ you look at your dogs and wish they had gills.

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Dave ... that's disturbing.

It's also funny because it's true.

 

[ItsBruce]

... you buy some costume jewelry at a thrift store so you can take it with you diving, so you can "find" a couple of pieces and make the dive spot a real hot spot.

 

[annie]

I had been on a two week dive holiday in west of Ireland, first diving in months and had a really exciting time. At some point during the second week I half-woke up in a strange bed in a blacked out bedroom and thought . . .Oh my God it's pitch dark and very very still. How did I manage to get down this deep? Where's my buddy? Why don't I have a torch? I can't believe I came down this deep just to look at a wreck that I can't see. Everyone must be wondering where I am! Ok let's see is there any current? No, very still. This is like the Deep episode of Blue Planet. The pressure must be enormous down there, how come I amn't being squashed? I'll have to go up. But I'll get bent! Ok Ann don't panic. Just don't panic. Breathe. breathe. Wait a minute, where's my regulator? Why isn't my regulator in my mouth!!! Do I have my mask on? What's this against my hand? A blanket? . . . Oh Thank God.

 

[ZzzKing]

Seeing as how a lot of the people on this board have more posts than dives to their credit, there should be a tread "You might be a scuba BOARD addict if........

 

[scubapolly]

Seeing as how a lot of the people on this board have more posts than dives to their credit, there should be a tread "You might be a scuba BOARD addict if........

HEhehe.... How true, how true.

 

[Hoosier]

Scubaboard is a drug......... It is a real drug you can't get over......

 

[ZzzKing]

-- buy a new Audi A4, then buy a thrashed Astro Van to keep from getting the Audi upholstery from getting wet

Imposter!!! A true addict would have gotten neoprene seat covers for the A4.

 

[ItsBruce]

I got neopreme seat covers for the van. Besides, the van has tank racks, a hot water shower, an awning with side curtains for changing, rinse buckets, hot and cold food, and dvd for SI.

 

[creamofwheat]

I got neopreme seat covers for the van. Besides, the van has tank racks, a hot water shower, an awning with side curtains for changing, rinse buckets, hot and cold food, and dvd for SI.

Ok, I want that van.

 

[ItsBruce]

In addition, it has an alarm system. And, I usually park it in front of my neighbor's house (the one who has a loaded gun in every room of the house). ;-)