You'll die if...

[Phenol]

You'll and die if you dive an aluminum tank (without tank weights, of course...) :11:

 

[Bryan]

...you test that air horn on your inflator hose one more time at the local quarry!!!

 

[Rogue_Diver]

You will die if you dive with a 7 foot hose. You will die if you don't look up before inflating your SMB.

 

[hudson_hawk]

you will die! if you go diving with no air in your tank !!

 

[jupitermermaid]

you will die! if you go diving with no air in your tank !!

You'll die no matter HOW MUCH air you have in your tank but don't turn it on.

 

[hudson_hawk]

hello jupitermermaid thats a good one
i used to live in jupiter fl years ago
happy diving

 

[amitsi]

You'll die no matter HOW MUCH air you have in your tank but don't turn it on.

hahaha I did that once in the pool and had too much weight on!!

 

[amitsi]

From what I hear...you'll obviously DIE :11: if you go below the recreational dive limit on air...

you will die if you have PlayaCountryBoy as your DM :no

 

[Matt S.]

Another thread reminded me of a few more.

You'll die if you don't have ditchable weight.
You'll die if you do have ditchable weight.
You'll die if you use a threaded pull-to-ditch weight system.
You'll die if you use a rubber weight belt.

 

[vshearer]

You'll die if you dive to collect golf balls.

Yeah, but it's the alligators that think you have a goodie bag full of marshmallows that cause this.