Lets see:
Inspiration CCR, yup got it.
SS Scooter short and long body, yup got em.
DUI TLS350 custom, just the way I want it - yup got it.
Stealth light with DR MR 11 head - got a couple.
Halcyon 18 w HID - got a couple as well.
DR wings, yup got lots.
SS back plate, yup.
Alumin back plate, yup.
ABS back plate, yup.
Scubapro MK25's and S600, a whole bunch.
Apeks DS4/TX50's lots of those too.
Dive kayak's
E-8 130's, 6 sets - got them too.
E-8 100's got a couple of those
98's I have a few of these too.
Alum 80's - must have 30.
Alum 40's - I only have 4 - need a few more
Steel low pressure 80's, I only have 12
RIX compressor and bank - got it.
Sea Doo Pro scooter - need it. (just saw the basic Sea Doo scooter at Sams club in Playa - too bad they didn't have the Pro model)
Mares HUB - need it.
Dive Shop near my house to store all this gear in - working on it.
House in Mexico near all the great caves and on the water for the odd reef dive - currently building it.
All I had to do was sell my house and spend my kids education fund.
PS Just joking about the Sea Doo and the HUB