ScubaERDoc
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So I excitedly connected my Zeagle 2 inch crotch strap to me Zeagle ET, adjusted the fit and stood tall and proud. A man with a crotch strap and butt ring can only stand tall and proud. However, my girlfriend fell into a spasm of laughter which is usually only seen at David Chappelle live shows. I had a wedgie in my board shorts!!!! The humiliating stigma of 4-6th grade, which I had been fortunate to avoid, was now plainly visible between my legs, as a grown man! My girlfriend mentioned that my guys on my men-only trip to Curacao will ridicule me endlessly
I dive board shorts anything over 82 F. Without having to rent a hated wetsuit, is there anything I can do to make me look a little less like the Urkel from Family Matters? Or should I just resign myself to this fate
I dive board shorts anything over 82 F. Without having to rent a hated wetsuit, is there anything I can do to make me look a little less like the Urkel from Family Matters? Or should I just resign myself to this fate