H2Andy:requiem aeternum daes, domine
et lux perpetua luscet deis
faveo cui urino ea lingua
(yeah yeah, it's all greek, er um Latin to me too :54: )
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H2Andy:requiem aeternum daes, domine
et lux perpetua luscet deis
Pheaton once bubbled...
NO ONE EXPECTS THE SCUBA INQUISITION!!!
Phaethon:Yes, you are the personification of the evil that is scuba, you are the prophet of scuba; scuba's representative on Earth. You, sir, are the Pope of scuba!
Ha! But we are onto you, we will hunt you down and make you pay for your herecy when you least expect us because...
NO ONE EXPECTS THE SCUBA INQUISITION!!!
Our chief weapon is a home made jacket-style BCD and a pointy knife. No! - Our two main weapons are a home made BCD, a pointy knife and a fanatical disregard for DIR.. Damn! Our THREE, yes three main weapons are Home-made BCDs, pointy knives, a fanatical disregard for DIR and several pirated copies of "Jaws: The Revenge". Oh for f...... Our four, yes four..? Five? Never mind...
Remember, we know where you dive.......
K.
You asked for it...grazie42:Maybe we could edit this : to make this a more common statement...
pt40fathoms:To which I must reply:
Pie lesu domine, Dona eis requiem
Perhaps you're thinking of"Romanes eunt domus" from Life of Brian...GQMedic:Ok, I'm remembering a Monty Python flick and a handfull of monks now!
saying:So I finally hastled one buddy into taking Open Water. Predictably, he loved it.
Now I'm going on vacation with some friends and, of course, the first thing I dig in on is "Before we go, everyone needs to take Open Water lessons."
I've got one bite, but I'm starting to feel guilty.
I've always hated missionaries.
Heck, I think most people were discipled into the sport anyway and what do most people do when they love something...they spread the good word. I agree with the others that you shouldn't force it down people throat, but I've never seen where you have to. Usually a couple of good dive stories and either they have absolutely no interest or they immediately start asking more questions. Someone mentioned discover scuba, what a wonderful thing, I've seen whole families get hooked by that very activity. Heck, my wife made me sware to quit talking to her about scuba diving if she would just go and try the discover scuba...guess what...after the discover scuba...she's in the Divemaster Candidate program with me.saying:So I finally hastled one buddy into taking Open Water. Predictably, he loved it.
Now I'm going on vacation with some friends and, of course, the first thing I dig in on is "Before we go, everyone needs to take Open Water lessons."
I've got one bite, but I'm starting to feel guilty.
I've always hated missionaries.
pt40fathoms:To which I must reply:
Pie lesu domine, Dona eis requiem