Lesseee... Looking for an answer... Stupidity? Curiosity? Brain fart?
Okay, that's a little harsh.
Seriously, that "hump" you see in the middle of my dive profile was caused by the terrain. I was cruisin' around the ship, and went down the deck of the boat, which required an ascent from 98 feet to 72. When the wreck fell again in depth, I simply followed it.
As I was following and decending, I thought, "Check gauges again," and saw a 3 minute NDL. I waited another 30 seconds or so and began my ascent while simultaneously checking for my buddy and for the upline. I sorta gathered all of that together and headed up... Apparently very slowly. I do remember another team putting a lift bag on the anchor and taking it to the surface. Perhaps me watching that slowed my ascent to the 8 ft/min that got me in trouble.
By the time I hit 35 feet, where I could begin offgassing, I'd already overstayed my NDL. In fact, I watched it all the way up, while I ascended horizontally... And I remember watching it go to 18 minutes while seeing the ASC flag.
I also remember thinking, "WTF??" I had never seen my 'puter do that before... And I didn't quite "get it," since I WAS ascending. I kept thinking, "Am I reading this wrong?"
Nonetheless, I did a stop at 15 feet, just as I knew I should have anyway... And that gave me enough time to really think about everything. I also saw my ASC time decrease... And I knew that it was counting deco.
I also knew that deco should be eight minutes, max, since I was not down there more than five minutes past NDL... And I thought I'd tack on a 3 minute safety stop for good measure. So I checked my pressure gauge and thought, "I might not have enough."
THAT was the only real "emergency."
...So in my head, I had about 11 minutes to stay at this depth, and according to my 'puter, I had 12. No biggie... I'll do 12. I signalled to my buddy to stay level, and he signaled, "okay." At three minutes, I told him nine minutes, then gave him a signal at five, at four, at three, and so on.
Other than that, the deco was relatively boring, save for the school of jellyfish that came by. They look like clear bulbs filled with electricity!
There were thousands...
Oh, and the waves... I avoided the upline, since it was jumping up and down quite a bit, and simply hovered, with an eye on my gauges and the other on the wildlife.
It's a very strange feeling just hovering in nothingness, going by a gauge. We could not see the bottom.
At zero, I thumbed my buddy, and we surfaced.