Corrupt-a-Wish

[santafejoe]

Granted

I wish you would find fault with someone else. (LOL)

 

[LindaBluedolphin]

Granted, but there was no one else to find fault with so it went back to Santafejoe who wanted to make wishes better instead of corrupting them, so we are stuck on Joe

I wish the local quarry had an annual pass available instead of pay by the day

 

[santafejoe]

Granted but your now paying to see an Empty Quarry No Water.

I wish for 2 ft of snow across the Southern States.

 

[LindaBluedolphin]

Granted, but IL just voted to move and now it is the southernmost state and has 2' of snow in August

I wish I could find my favorite log book that NAUI stopped making.

 

[santafejoe]

Granted but all the pages are Blank.

I wish the oil companys would make more money.

 

[PerfectD3]

Granted, but there is no more oil.

I wish I didn't drink so much tequila last

 

[Bryan]

Granted, you drank so much prune juice

I wish PerfectD3 wasn't so far from the restroom...

 

[dive-class101]

granted now he lives in one.

I wish i could pass my instructors examination and get that job that's advertised.

 

[TracyKent]

Granted, the IE was a breeze, but the job was given to the boss's brother in law.

I wish my brother in law ran a dive op.

 

[LindaBluedolphin]

Granted but it is in the middle of the Sahara, he is trying something new.

I wish it would rain here to end our drought, but not flood while doing so.