Corrupt-a-Wish

[PerfectD3]

Granted, but you are now divorced

I wish I had taken leave starting monday, not wednesday

 

[PerfectD3]

Granted, but it only rains .1 inches.

I wish I had taken leave starting monday, not wednesday

 

[TracyKent]

Granted, your reservations are confirmed to sunny Antartica.

I wish PerfectD3 had a better travel agent.

 

[LindaBluedolphin]

Granted, but now you have Perfect3D's former travel agent

I wish I had gills

 

[PerfectD3]

Granted, but you have the density of mercury.

I wish I could fly.

 

[santafejoe]

Granted to bad you forgot how to fly as you went off the cliff

I wish i was a Pirate

 

[Hockeynut]

Granted to bad you forgot how to fly as you went off the cliff

I wish i was a Pirate

Granted , and you are a pirate on a gay pirate ship.


I wish phil kessel had not signed with the boston bruins.

 

[santafejoe]

Granted but he told them to take a hike and signed with the Chicago Blackhawks instead.
I wish the Stanley Cup would stay the Heck out of Hockey Town USA.

 

[erparamedic]

Granted but Hockey Town USA's ice has all melted.

I wish I never had to do laundry again!

 

[Scuba St3ve]

granted, your laundry will stink and turn rock hard from not being washed.

I hope i never have to smell erparamedic.