Corrupt-a-Wish

[ohmdiver]

granted but your prices drive the dead to smack you around

I wish Bry could hide the zombie bruises

 

[Bryan]

Granted, he puts on his wetsuit, and nobody can see the bruises.

I wish the zombies would leave me alone and bother Ohm for awhile...

 

[ohmdiver]

GRANTED BUT IT ONLY THE SEXY GIRL ZOMBIES THAT ARE AFTER OHM.

Iwish I ad a needle and thread....

 

[Bryan]

Granted, you'll need it because parts are falling off the girl zombies.

I wish the girl zombies would appreciate Ohm's sewing skills more...

 

[ScubaMike05]

granted, they appreciate it so much they all wear "what me worry" sweaters...

I wish i knew what was scarier, zombies or the "what me worry" sweaters.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, it is the sweaters, which you are now forced to wear too, muhuuhaaaa haaa haaah!

I wish it weren't 100 degrees outside... those sweaters must be getting hot... and the zombies are starting to get the funk...

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted where ever bry goes it is a cool -20 degrees F.

I wish bry would stop freezing all the zombies with his "touch"...

 

[Fuzzmutton]

Good Gravy, ohmdiver! You still at it here?!! I haven't been on this thread since this time LAST year and who do I see when I get here...you again Don't you do any diving, or do you just spend all your time corrupting these nice people's wishes?

Fuzz

 

[ScubaMike05]

at least it's not wstein.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but the zombies only stay frozen for a few seconds before they defrost and continue their chase.

I wish Oil of Olay really worked as well as they say on television... those zombie girls have got complexion problems.