Corrupt-a-Wish

[Fuzzmutton]

Granted, you marry a woman who mainly cooks dishes containing things like chicken feet, sea slugs and lizard gizzards...limberger cheesecake starts to sound really good to you.

I wish the paparazzi wasn't always mistaking me for Demi when I go out

 

[wstein]

granted they mistaken her for you instead, now your both are relentlessly pursued by them.


I wish it was sunny instead of rainy here

 

[ohmdiver]

granted it is sunny there in Alaska for you....

I wish my seaslug, chicken feet, duck bill, limberger cheesecake making wife was at least good looking.....

 

[wstein]

Granted, but she is so smoking hot that Victoria Secret hires her and she leaves you, your not married to a Rosanna Bar look alike that only cooks native Filipino food


I wish ohm wouldn't eat the blut

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but now he smells like it.

I wish I was upwind...

 

[ohmdiver]

granted,

your not married to a Rosanna Bar look alike

but I am married to a Goldie Hawn from the 60's look a like.

I wish Kurt Russell would stop yelling "FUBAR" evry evening when my wife and I go to bed....

 

[sandshaker]

Granted he yells hey ohmdiver stop pullin' the covers .... lol

I wish for 1 million $$

 

[ohmdiver]

granted you have $1,000,000 in canadian pennies, and you are obligated to carry them on every dive you make for the rest of your life...

I wish sand could maintain better bouyancy when she is diving with all those pennies....

 

[sandshaker]

Granted, She does cuz she ends up turning into a multi-million $$ dive site.

I wish ohmdiver would just enjoy the new wreck..

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted ohm enjoys the new site very much, however the post dive leaves him depressed

I wish someone could cheer ohm up