Corrupt-a-Wish

[Bryan]

Granted, someone from matchmaker.biz liked your profile and sent you hers:

I wish I knew where their first date will be...

 

[ohmdiver]

The dentist.......

I wish I was allowed to post more photo's of the date.....

 

[Bryan]

Granted... but during your date, several of your teeth escaped and began to distribute candy in their cruel plan to spread tooth decay wherever they go!

I wish the world were better prepared for this...

 

[ohmdiver]

granted but all the work will be done by illegal aliens

I wish the illegal aliens aren't space monkeys....

 

[Bryan]

Granted they are sea monkeys, instead, who begin to infest every body of water.

I wish the sea monkeys hadn't been genetically modified with candiru DNA...

 

[ohmdiver]

granted the sea monkeys are genetically modified with the Brady Bunch dna

I wish they would stop running around in curls....

 

[sandshaker]

K

I wish for wish not a wished wish though...

 

[jupitermermaid]

K

I wish for wish not a wished wish though...

Granted - you're going to be wishy washy for the rest of your wishful life :blinking:

I wish my students loved coming to class everyday, prepared to learn.

 

[DiveBarbadosBlue]

Granted, but it wont be your class.

We wish all divers to understand how lucky we all are

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, but they won't care and will continue to whine about everything that doesn't go their own way.

I wish viz would always be 80'-100' on every dive.