Corrupt-a-Wish

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, but your work schedule is changed from 3:00 PM to 11:00 PM, starting today.

I wish I had a house on the beach with a great reef that could be reached by shore.

 

[ohmdiver]

granted but the beach is permantly closed and over run by silly rabid rabbits

I wish JM doesn't eat the foaming frothy hassinfeffer....

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, the city gives her unlimited lobster to compensate for her hardship, and JM's maid cooks the hassinfeffer for ohm

I wish my new home didn't smell like peppered hare.

 

[ohmdiver]

granted it smells like boiling lobster

I wish the tiny screams in the kitchen would stop....

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, the tiny screams have turned into blood curdling shrieks.

I wish there was no suffering in this world.

 

[ohmdiver]

granted but with out suffering there is no joy

I wish I controlled the universe .....

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, but the universe is out of control and refuses to yield to authority.

I wish ohm had more control.

 

[ohmdiver]

granted ohm is now all powerful and ruler of time and space

Therfore.....

I wish eveyone to enjoy, suffer, learn, struggle, seek wisdom, live, reproduce and DIVE!!!!

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, but now with all the reproducing, many females can't dive while they're pregnant.

I wish men had to carry the unborn children instead of women.

 

[ohmdiver]

granted, but women still must breast feed the offspring

I wish the natural order of things were restored....