Corrupt-a-Wish

[Bryan]

Granted, he is now a clammy man.

His girlfriends probably now wish he'd find a better antiperspirant...

 

[ohmdiver]

granted but it is strong enough for a man but made for a women....

I wish I knew the secrect....

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, women love it and now they can't keep their hands off Clammy.

I wish there was no nitrogen buildup that limits the amount of diving one does.

 

[Clammy]

Granted, women love it and now they can't keep their hands off Clammy.

I wish there was no nitrogen buildup that limits the amount of diving one does.

Granted, but you can only dive with 30 cubic feet tanks.

I wish that all my gear would repel sand.

 

[ohmdiver]

granted but it attracts sea lice

I wish Clammy wasn't so itchy....

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, he isn't itch anymore...the sea lice left him and attached themselves to Ohm.

I wish there was no such thing as sea lice.

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted, all the sea lice turn into good luck and now Ohm has all the luck in the world....

I wish Ohm was as generous as he is good looking....

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, Ohm now gives dimes to homeless people when he crosses their path.

I wish Ohm was better looking.

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted Ohm now makes Brad Pitt look like a pimple faced pencil neck geek

I wish Rosie O'Donnel would stop confusing him with Tom Cruise...

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted. Now she confuses him with Alfred E. Neuman.

I wish Alfred E. Neuman was better looking.