Corrupt-a-Wish

[ohmdiver]

Granted, compared to Ernest Bourgnine Alfred E. is stunning

I wish Alfred E. would have a guest spot on the Larry King show...

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, but they edited the segment to put Rosie O'Donnell in instead.

I wish I didn't have so much work to do this week.

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted, you are now the exclusive guest for the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson frot he entire week

I wish Jupitermermaid doesn't pick up on Craig's accent....

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, the other guest with her is Mel Gibson and she picks up his accent because they become inseperable after the show.

I wish other women were able to pick up men as easily as Jupitermermaid can.

 

[ohmdiver]

ummmmmm, granted, uuhhmmmmmm me too!!

I wish that the women who try to pick me up didn't look like Arnold in drag......

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, they look like King Kong in drag.

I wish Ohm was better looking so real women would try to pick him up.

 

[ohmdiver]

granted but ohm knows "not so good looking girls" need lovin' too

I wish ohm had a moped too....

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, but the country now bans mopeds from the streets because they don't use enough gas to profit from.

I wish it was Saturday so I could go diving again.

 

[augk]

granted but you lose sunday only to get two mondays

I wish I could make a good living in the diving industry

 

[ohmdiver]

granted, but is by performing as a sideshow attraction as a underwater sea monkey

I wish they would put augk in a bigger fish bowl