Corrupt-a-Wish

[inventor]

Granted, you are Hugh's daughter. Look it up. (Not judging.)

Wish I had a better weekend.

 

[bhalah]

Granted, but now your work week is miserable.

Wish I'm never miserable.

 

[cdolphin]

Granted, since you're never miserable, you don't know what pain is, so when you are happy you don't have anything to compare it to and your life becomes boring.

("Your joy is your sorrow unmasked." ~The Prophet)

Wish I could catch that salmon I just saw jump!!

 

[SC_Hoaty]

Granted. You are now a Grizzly Bear. and for your viewing pleasure:

Spoiler

Wish there was better programming on TV.

 

[cdolphin]

Granted, get the ROKU. But the hurricane hits you and there's no power.

Wish I knew how to do the "spoiler" button thingy.

 

[SC_Hoaty]

Granted - {spoiler} insert contents {/spoiler} but use [] instead of {}
However, you violate the TOS and get permabanned.

Wish I knew what a ROKU is.

 

[cdolphin]

Granted, Roku is a little box that allows you to instantly stream tons of entertainment on your TV. Watch movies and TV shows on Netflix or Amazon Video On Demand, listen to Pandora or access your music library with MP3Tunes, catch the latest ballgame, and more — it's all available whenever you want it.

Roku Player Products | Roku SD Player, Roku HD Player and Roku HD-XR Player

....But again, you need electricity, and EARL is coming. Too bad, too. Cuz there are no commercials, you can watch podcasts of the news, and it's unlimited use for only $9 a month. No more bad TV.

Wish summer could last two more months.

 

[Didje]

Granted, it lasts two more months, but in Australia. Hey, you're just a 16-hour flight away from Sydney. You could spend a nice weekend there sometime. I hear summers are fantastic.

Wish I had a job that would make me travel all over the world.

 

[cdolphin]

Granted, you research rattlesnakes, in all the desert locations of the world.

Wish I could dive the Barrier Reef in Australia.

 

[The_Ghost]

granted, but it's in a small sub and you can't see anything

i wish when ever I wanted a new cell phone it would be free.