Corrupt-a-Wish

[Karel26]

Wish granted, they open a ship docking yard to valet ships. . LOL. .

Wish I can do my instructor course. .

 

[inventor]

Granted, it's driving instructor, for that lady in Japan that took the test 700 times.

Wish I had all my patents finished and filed.

 

[kanonfodr]

Granted, but they got lost in the shuffle and you can no longer claim Patent Infringement on any of your stuff.

Wish I had a bigger truck.

Peace,
Greg

 

[inventor]

Granted, it's 1/7 scale instead of 1/16. Oh, and the glue is defective.

Wish i was getting more sleep before school tomorrow.

 

[Karel26]

Wish granted, but you have a horrible night mare that make you even more tired when you wake up. .

Wish I can get a work now or go for my I.D.C course. .

Live to dive and Dive to live. . . . :burnout:

 

[inventor]

Granted, I.D.C. means Infidel Driving Camels, it is the only work you can get. Middle of the desert, no diving.

Wish I wasn't so bored.

 

[Didje]

Granted, you've just had a lobotomy. You're still bored, but you don't realize it anymore. You might want to wipe that slobber off you face...

Wish I could come up with funnier corrupt wishes.

 

[VictorP]

Granted, but the Habs make the SC finals and lose next season.


I wish I didn't have 100 papers to file.

 

[Karel26]

Wish granted, you have a thousend now. .

Wish I had more patience. .

Live to dive and Dive to live. . . . . :burnout:

 

[SeaHorse81]

Granted, along with many, many opportunities to practice it.

I wish I was independently wealthy.