Corrupt-a-Wish

[Reku]

Granted. You won enough lottery money to never have to work again.

I wish I had your lottery money you just got.

 

[Nettie-NZ]

Granted, but the money is in a sunken Spanish galleon, 150m below the surface.

Wish I could see whale sharks, frog fish and hammerhead sharks all on my next dive

 

[Storker]

Granted. The last thing you ever see is the wide open mouth of the biggest hammerhead ever sighted in the area.

I wish I was diving

 

[Reku]

Granted. You are now diving with a purpose - hunting the woman eating giant hammerhead shark.

I wish could go cave diving tomorrow

 

[Storker]

Granted. However, due to the recent flood, your exit is filled with raw sewage. And when you find that out, you owe an hour of deco.

I wish I knew a good taxidermist who could mount the woman-eating giant hammerhead I just killed with my 8" calf-mounted BFK.

 

[Nettie-NZ]

Granted. Unfortunately this taxidermist is a friend of Hannibal Lecter who also likes preserving humans.

Wish the fog would clear

 

[NYCNaiad]

Wish granted. The fog clears...allowing you to see that you are surrounded by a pack of zombies & you have no weapons.

I wish I didn't get easily sunburnt.

 

[Reku]

Granted. You are now made of tin foil. However you will never be loved again because anytime anyone looks at you - they instantly go blind from the refraction.

I wish I had a picture of me diving to put in that one thread!

 

[NYCNaiad]

Wish granted. See your glorious photo here: Post A Photo Of You In Your Dive Gear & Note What You Love Or Hate

I wish all of the chores around my apartment were already done.

 

[Reku]

Granted. I show up out of nowhere and do all your chores - unfortunately you are now stuck with me. Good Luck!

I wish someone would make me a cake.