Corrupt-a-Wish

[TekDiveGirl]

Granted but all the sorb in the world has run out --

I wish I had a compressor and gas blending setup in my garage.

 

[Supernal]

I wish I had a compressor and gas blending setup in my garage.

Granted, but the tanks are filled by someone who gets metric and imperial measures mixed up.


I wish tanks weren't so heavy to carry.

 

[TekDiveGirl]

Granted, but the tanks are filled by someone who gets metric and imperial measures mixed up.


I wish tanks weren't so heavy to carry.

But *I* fill them -- that is very disturbing.

Granted -- but the tanks are now super positive and floaty so you have to wear the same amount of weight on a weightbelt to offset the tank weight loss.

I wish I had more water pressure in my shower.

 

[freediver]

But *I* fill them -- that is very disturbing.

Granted -- but the tanks are now super positive and floaty so you have to wear the same amount of weight on a weightbelt to offset the tank weight loss.

I wish I had more water pressure in my shower.

Granted but hot water hasn't been invented where you live.

I wish my cat wouldn't attack me when I walk through the house.

 

[SteveDiver]

Granted...Your cat pees on you everytime you walk by..

I wish it was time to leave for Thailand

 

[freediver]

Granted...Your cat pees on you everytime you walk by..

I wish it was time to leave for Thailand

Granted, it is but you're so busy goofing around on Scubaboard, you miss your flight.

I wish SteveDiver could have gone to Thailand with me.

 

[Supernal]

Granted, but you have to pay his way.

I wish I knew how to rollerblade.

 

[tndonor]

granted, you love it so much you never dive again

wish america had its own autobahn

 

[freediver]

granted, you love it so much you never dive again

wish america had its own autobahn

Granted but at $12 a gallon no one can afford the fuel to drive on it.

I wish my credit card debt was gone.

 

[Tavi]

I wish my credit card debt was gone.

Granted, but you have to pay mine off before they will accept your payment

I wish for a trip to Bikini Atoll!!