Corrupt-a-Wish

[SCUBAJENNIFER]

Granted, but you have to pay mine off before they will accept your payment

I wish for a trip to Bikini Atoll!!

Granted!! But it was last week...sorry you missed it!! Good news is the Saratoga isn't going anywhere!

I wish I had my own plane and pilot!

 

[Tavi]

I wish I had my own plane and pilot!

Granted, but your pilot hasn't been sober in years!!

I wish I had more time to dive!!

 

[freediver]

Granted, but your pilot hasn't been sober in years!!

I wish I had more time to dive!!

Granted, your in prison for flying intoxicated. Now you have all the time in the world.

I wish for a simple slice of cheesecake.

 

[SteveDiver]

Granted. But it makes you sick with worms.

I wish I could skip my workout today..

 

[freediver]

Granted. But it makes you sick with worms.

I wish I could skip my workout today..

Granted, the persistent chest pain you're feeling has pretty much cancelled your workouts for the next six months.

I wish I had the courage to go get my taxes done.

 

[SteveDiver]

Granted...The IRS takes your house for payment..

I wish that we were not at war so we can take care of our own

 

[Jcsgt]

Granted, now Ossama Bin Laden is the king of the world.


I wish weekends were five days long and workdays only two.

 

[SteveDiver]

Granted, you no longer have a home to enjoy...

I wish that I didn't have to shave

 

[tndonor]

granted, you cough hairballs every day for six hours

wish you could dive to any depth for any given time with no ill effect

 

[Taniwha]

Granted, but you starve to death. (You need to come up to eat once in awhile!)

I wish I could afford the liveaboard to Cocos Island.