Corrupt-a-Wish

[offroaddiver]

granted: it all happens in your front yard now

I wish I had a new speargun

 

[ch0ppersrule]

granted, all the water has evaporated and you no longer have a use for it

I wish there was something good to watch on tv.

 

[almitywife]

granted - but you electricity/cable falls over so only you dont get to watch

i wish my hubby didnt bring home the entire series of Married with Children and taken over the TV tonight

 

[jland800]

granted.....he brought home the entire series of "the jerry springer show" instead


I wish my boss would give me a raise today!

 

[gfisher4792]

I wish my boss would give me a raise today!

Granted, but then the IRS audits you and takes away everything.

I wish that I had eaten breakfast before I came to work today.

 

[genxweb]

Granted: but now you have a severe case of the runs and only bathroom available is 10 floors up or down with no working elevator adn there is too much snow to drive home.

I wish the dam weather would make up its mind yesterday 80 today we got snow.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

I wish the dam weather would make up its mind

Granted. All hail the new Ice Age!

I wish I were diving right now.

 

[ffestpirate]

Granted. All hail the new Ice Age!

I wish I were diving right now.

granted. Everyone meet the new city sewer inspector.

I wish I had gills

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

granted. Everyone meet the new city sewer inspector.

:lol:

I wish I had gills

Granted. Good luck, what with being stranded in the middle of the Gobi desert and all....

 

[Stivo]

I wish I were diving right now.

Granted. However, unfortunately you didn't ask for a tank so *blammo* you're at 120 ft. sans air.

I wish I had a $5000 shopping spree at a dive store... scubatoys maybe?...