Corrupt-a-Wish

[nikos81]

Granted but there's always the bad old fashioned item called knife...Plus you can no longer use your equipment any more...

I wish I could watch a good cartoon movie

 

[The_Ghost]

you go to the theaters to watch the little mermaid too bad all the other seats are filled with crying babies

wish I was a captn of a ghost ship

 

[inventor]

Granted, it's Ghost Pirates of the Carribbean, in Disney. Oh, dear Lord, kill me now.

Wish I had taken the blue pill.

 

[2 Big 2 Fail]

Wish I had taken the blue pill.

Granted, but now she has a headache. (Oh. Well, you should have said which blue pill, then.)


I wish I still had my 1964 Chevy Nova.

 

[inventor]

Ha! Meant the blue pill from the Matrix.

Granted, it is currently on fire.

Wish my laundry was all done.

 

[nikos81]

Granted but your washing machine went dead after this. Good luck into washing your laundry in hand next time...

I wish I had a free liveboard.

 

[matt_yates]

you have but its being ransacked by pirates and your still enjoying a nice drift dive.

I wish my next wish works out perfectly

 

[inventor]

It does, you are given a midget and a piano.

Wish I knew the Penn State score.

 

[cdolphin]

Granted. It's been four days. . .

Wish SB wouldn't prompt me to "take a few moments to ask a question, help provide a solution or just engage in a conversation with another member in any one of our forums"
That's just annoying.

 

[nikos81]

Granted they blocked your account due to terms of violation...

I wish I wasn't offline for so many days