Corrupt-a-Wish

[laguna230diver]

granted but its delivered by sarah palin

i wish that rush limbaugh would go jump off of a cliff

 

[techintime]

Granted, but he lands in your Prius hybrid unharmed and you actually listen to him for the very first time. Your eyes finally open. You convert to Conservatism, buy a Sarah Palin Drill-baby-drill T-shirt and join the Tea Party.

I wish I lived in cave country.

 

[The_Ghost]

granted but the cliff was only 2 ft tall

wish palin would not be our next president by ANY means necessary.

 

[cdolphin]

Granted. She gets her own TV show instead.

Wish everyone would bow to my needs. It's not so much to ask.

 

[inventor]

Granted, your need to be shunned and ignored is finally realized!

Wish I was either flying or diving.

 

[Ironcat]

Granted...
Sadly, life as a flying fish is not what you thought it would be.

Wish I could get a decent nights sleep...

 

[nikos81]

Granted. But you never wake up.

I wish I could own an airplane.

 

[cdolphin]

Easy enough. Take a square piece of paper. Fold it in half on the diagonal. Take the unfolded corners and fold the tips down to the crease facing out on both sides, and with the forward edges lining up with the crease. Grab the pointy part and point it away from your body. Holding the "wings" parallel to the ground, toss it away from you. Airplane.

Wish I had thought of a shorter answer.

 

[The_Ghost]

granted but while your typing your answer the computer crashes and all you post is "I like pie"

wish my home made ice cream was finished so I could eat it.(recess peanut buter cups ice cream yay)

 

[nikos81]

Granted. It is finished in the middle of winter. Beware of not getting sick

I wish I had a better answer for the previous post of this thread.