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Just a low dose of f.p. though. We don't want her really sick- just sick enough... 
erparamedic is on notice!
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erparamedic
Vampire Girl......er Dork
almitywife:
Yup... film! It's a kodak disposable!
Really! I promise it is.... Penny can attest to it! She's on the 1st 1/2 of the roll!
erparamedic
Vampire Girl......er Dork
wb416:I know her cook... could arrange some food poisoning!
Easy does it..... timing is everything! We want her well for the dives!
erparamedic
Vampire Girl......er Dork
merxlin:You know, very few bosses ever question them girlie afflictions or stomach/digestive disorders. Just don't come back with a bad sunburn or glowing tan!
What about a headache? Headaches work too.
erparamedic:What about a headache? Headaches work too.
Sorry, headaches don't cut it with me for an excuse. I usually tell employees: "You want a headache? Try getting 10 people's work done with only 8 because (whiney voice) somebody's got a headache. Try calling a customer and telling them their order can't go out because (whiney voice) somebody's got a headache. Damn, now I have a headache. Can I go home? Hell no! Here's an aspirin, now get to work."
erparamedic
Vampire Girl......er Dork
merxlin:Sorry, headaches don't cut it with me for an excuse. I usually tell employees: "You want a headache? Try getting 10 people's work done with only 8 because (whiney voice) somebody's got a headache. Try calling a customer and telling them their order can't go out because (whiney voice) somebody's got a headache. Damn, now I have a headache. Can I go home? Hell no! Here's an aspirin, now get to work."
Oh... whine!
Fine.... how about "the cramps"? Any man that was smart would take that excuse and politely say, "Ok... I hope you feel better soon!"
merxlin:Sorry, headaches don't cut it with me for an excuse. I usually tell employees: "You want a headache? Try getting 10 people's work done with only 8 because (whiney voice) somebody's got a headache. Try calling a customer and telling them their order can't go out because (whiney voice) somebody's got a headache. Damn, now I have a headache. Can I go home? Hell no! Here's an aspirin, now get to work."
Guess I am one of the few who doesn't call in sick, but have been on the other end of it trying to get the work for those who did done. I know some folks who planned a sick day for weeks.
erparamedic:Oh... whine!
Heck yeah we take that excuse. Might be BS, but if it's not, I'm not willing to risk lighting that short fuse. "Here's a Midol, now get back to work" is usually followed by a news reporter talking to some guy about how you were a quiet loner, never said much, and he's not sure where you got the rifle/hand grenade/nuclear missile, and that I will be missed.
erparamedic
Vampire Girl......er Dork
merxlin:
That post totally made me laugh so hard my face was hurting! I've finally regained enough composure to type! And... for your reference... it's usually BS (as in tomorrows site)
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