Scuba Limericks

[Kevfin]

FW & wetrat... you guys are demented!

Must be why I like you.

 

[wetrat]

You too Kevfin... Some day we'll all wind up in an asylum for obsessive limerick writers...

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

Rofl!! *cheers!* :bang:

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

Sittin on the dock of the bay
But there would be no diving that day
I'd had Surf & Turf
Spent the night "giving birth"
And suffered in a most terrible way!

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

Sometimes when poor I am feeling
Things happen that are most unappealing
In my rush to the throne
I fell with a groan
And unfortunately crapped on the ceiling

 

[Kevfin]

Can't think of limericks about diving
Not while working, eating, or driving
My thought have run dry
I don't know why
Keep on striving

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

A charming young lass from Bonaire
Would dive with pink bows in her hair
She fell madly in thrall
With a whale-shark named Paul
And they honeymooned off the isle of St. Clair.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

Alas, has this thread finally died?
Simply too dreadful to abide!
So right now I have time
To regale thee with rhyme
The charm of lim'ricks can't be denied!

 

[Kevfin]

35 bar or 500 PSI
I can’t convert but I try
Pressure I feel
The strain is real
No dive in Europe for this guy

 

[Kevfin]

Like a forgotten feast of wild boar
No one visits this thread no more
Decaying in cyberspace
Like maggots in a dead mans face
Destined to be of myth and lore