Scuba Limericks

[Fish_Whisperer]

LMAO!! These are great, Kev! (Maybe I'm dumb, but I can't deal with "bar.") To me, "bar" is a place where we all meet after the day's diving is done! LOL

 

[Kevfin]

Fishwiskers, I agree... I like how think!

If it weren't for you and Wetrat this place would be a deadzone...

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

In the shelter on Cozumel
We sat there in hurricane Hell
I shook my fist
At Wilma, so pissed
No one dove so I surfed on the swell!

 

[mermaid8773]

I actually laughed out loud on the last 2 pages (40-41).

When I was on vacation,
I drank a beer before diving, Elation!
I just did not pee
It was OK by me.
Then there was no dehydration!

See, 'cause...the link between beer and diving seems to be the dehydration factor....so, ya see......'cause.....oh nevermind.

This place is full of brilliance.....too bad there isn't any coming my way!

Big Hugs~

Alix

 

[mermaid8773]

And I really didn't drink and dive....been 3 weeks since my last dive....I'm hurtin.

Maybe this weekend.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

Aw... I hope you get to hop back in there soon, and recover your dazzling smile!

On the wreck of the C-53
I discovered that I had to pee
When the grouper jumped out
I peed on his snout
And then laughed 'til I couldn't see.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

Oh dynamite fishing is fun
And I don't have to sit in the sun
Just touch off the powder
For instant fish chowder
Rinse off the guts and you're done!

 

[MSilvia]

Nice one!

I've no time for limerics today
or diving, I'm sorry to say
At lunchtime I'll lurk
though I'm buried in work
But I'll write more when I've time to play.

 

[Bob_B]

There is a strange gnome named Moonie
He travels way out in the boonies
he has arrived in NC
Now he's hanging with me
so we'll get drunk and act kinda looney

 

[resqsqurt]

This diver is a mom with twins
who like to play with her fins
They strap 'em on down
around the house they will clown
And fight to see which one wins