Scuba Limericks

[resqsqurt]

I have a great dive buddy
We dive in water quite muddy
No such thing as viz
But that's just how it is
Our job can sometimes be cruddy

 

[mermaid8773]

Aw... I hope you get to hop back in there soon, and recover your dazzling smile!

On the wreck of the C-53
I discovered that I had to pee
When the grouper jumped out
I peed on his snout
And then laughed 'til I couldn't see.

Fish Whisperer~

You made me laugh so hard I ended up in a coughing fit......Both of those......

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

A green nauseous day on the sea
My breakfast and belly disagreed
The boat rocked and tossed
Alas! Me waffles were lost
But the fish were as pleased as could be!

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

I said to some cute barracudas
Let's go guzzle tequila shootas!
They said with bright grins
We'd rather chew on your fins
Than ogle the barmaid's hootas!

 

[underwaterangel]

There once was a diver who smoked,
he lit up on docks, on beaches and boats.
He decided to stop smoking,
for the diesel fumes had him chocking.
But his SAC rate went down like an old sloop.

 

[SmokeAire]

There once was a diver who smoked,
he lit up on docks, on beaches and boats.
He decided to stop smoking,
for the diesel fumes had him chocking.
But his SAC rate went down like an old sloop.

And to think I know this clever gal. eyebrow

 

[underwaterangel]

There was a man who lived in Florida,
he was kind and sweet, & had good karma.
His friends thought he was a nut
for going north in winter for a jaunt.
So did he when he realized he forgot his parka.

 

[SmokeAire]

There is a girl named Erin
Who is also known as Polerin
She can flirt like a champ
but has now got her a man
Her flirting is now in a clamp

 

[underwaterangel]

There is a man named Chuck,
in his mouth his foot gets stuck.
He likes to dive in caverns & caves.
He also likes a gal who misbehaves
She finds him charming & he can't believe his luck.

 

[resqsqurt]

Once met a diver named Ben
Who was on a deep dive when
He swam off with a shark
because he was narced
And no one ever saw him again