Scuba Limericks

[Kevfin]

Dead fish smell
like the depths of hell
Live fish for me
It's what I like to see
That's why diving is swell

 

[Kevfin]

30 feet down with super viz
my dive buddy decided wiz
in his yellow wake
my path did take
someday, he'll get his

I hate when I miss an error.

Should be:

30 feet down with super viz
my dive buddy decided to wiz
in his yellow wake
my path did take
someday, he'll get his

 

[wetrat]

ROTFLMAO - wow, it's been awhile! Good to see my favorite regulars still at it...

There once was a ship called the Yukon
That Canadian sailors would puke on
In So Cal she was sunk
Down she went with a clunk
O'er her decks only divers now look on

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

The Wet Rat is back and that's GREAT!
To regale us with the rhymes he creates!
He's quick on the draw
Outsmarts the cat's paw
And tapdances on that cat's pate!

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

On the isle of St. Croix is my goat
That I struggled to load on the boat
She's my backup dive knife
Tho' makes a quite homely wife
And she's never quite learned how to float!

 

[Kevfin]

There was a lad from Bonaire
Who had nary a care
His one scrap of gear sad
No buddies he had
He only dove a Spare-Air

 

[wetrat]

There once was a diver named Frank
Who found himself walking the plank
On a dive boat one time
He shared some sweet rhyme
He had Kevfin and wetrat to thank!!

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

And so I do! *bowing to Kev and the Wetrat*

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

Oh!! Into the blue, down into the dark!
We'll lasso an eel and light up the sharks!
We'll sing to the rays and tickle the bass!
And bolt to the surface when they chomp on our er...


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[underwaterangel]

Under the waves, in all of the seas,
divers all bask in the wonders they see.
For those not brave enough to venture below,
they take stunning pictures which they then show.
So those less intrepid souls can also enjoy the fishies.