Scuba Limericks

[Fish_Whisperer]

A story most divers won't tell
That of wetsuit cheese tasting so swell
Just peel off our suit
And mix it with fruit
It's delicious but oh gawd, the SMELL!

 

[wetrat]

LMAO!

Oh how I adore that wetsuit cheese
Tickles my nostrils as it rides on a breeze
In my dive bag a spoon
Makes it so opportune
To eat it whenever I please!

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

Ewwwwwwwwww!!! ROFL!!! Oh man... That rocks!!

Whilst diving a quiet lagoon
What should I find but a spoon
I fell to my knees
Praised de' Loooord for cheese!!
T'was more priceless than a chest of doubloons!

 

[wetrat]

He, heh - FW you rule!!

 

[Kevfin]

You guys ROCK!!! I want whatever pill you guys are taking!

 

[SmokeAire]

You guys ROCK!!! I want whatever pill you guys are taking!

So do I!
I only found two and the guy on the corner says he's out.:sad_2:

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

Well, a couple of days ago, I had this headache and took a Tylenol...

*passing the bottle*

See? I'm not stingy!

 

[Kevfin]

Let me be perfectly frank
I'm not into kink or hanky pank
but, when it's time to chill
Fish Whisperer has the pill
Everything else is offensively rank

 

[SmokeAire]

There was a girl diver from NJ
who didn't like to sleep in her PJ
She goes to bed all alone
Is awaken by the phone
And wishes the caller was with her.

 

[wetrat]

No pills here Kevfin... just a penchant for the most foul!

Decided to sell my wetsuit cheese
Sold it to kids at scout jamborees
A cubscout named Greg
Bought a whole keg
He now has a fatal disease! :crossbone