Scuba Limericks

[Kevfin]

Ya know I went to Micky D's
Ordered myself a Big Mac with cheese
Wanted to know the fromage type
the cashier fed me some ludicrous hype
said it's from a Wetrat, if you please...

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

ROFLMAO!!

Girlscout cookies galore
God, what a terrible bore
But gimme some cheese
And MRE crackers please
And I'll grin like a satisfied er.. uh... albacore? Yeah! That's the ticket! LOL

 

[SmokeAire]

There are these limericks about wetsuit cheese
To these posters I have to say please
It causes me to utter
My stomach contents are churning to butter
And the run through causes my buttocks to squeeze

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

Though Coz was wonderfully fun
Forgot to hang up my skin in the sun
Rolled up in the hold
It grew fungus and mold
When it attacked, we fled on the run!

 

[SmokeAire]

There was a diver in Bonaire
She would have been pretty but had no hair
She acted like a tart
Bothered me from the start
The smartest thing she could say was a fart

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt!! Bwahahahaha!!

 

[Kevfin]

There once was a diver with no hair
She was kind, gracious, and fair
Always aimed to please
Offered wetsuit cheese
Nice of her to share

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

An octopus jumped on my melon
I was screamin and fightin and yellin
His suckers left spots
But I tied him in knots
Gave him pink bows and named him Helen.

 

[underwaterangel]

Helen was a strange woman,
Even with pink bows, was odd lookin'.
Her hair was rather shiny,
and her body was round and slimy.
And left inky puddles when her hair dresser was styling.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

LOL! Good ones!

On a cellphone the SUV-driver passed
Never once letting off of the gas
Nearly caused a wreck
While I growled words like "HECK!"
And wanted to shove that cellphone up his ah... fundament.