Scuba Limericks

[underwaterangel]

While swimming in the briney deep,
a diver noticed a trinket he wanted to keep.
Out came his knife and with it he did pry,
then banged on it to release it, he did try.
Tugging and pulling with all of his might,
with all the other divers watching this funny sight.
He yanked and he twisted, and then nearly soiled his speedo,
when his buddy informed him the trinket was a torpdeo.



Ok that is more of a poem than a limerick...
I got carried away.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

The discussion took a turn... O man...
Rocky mountain oysters fried up in a pan
I ran for the 'loo
'cos I had to spew
I felt woozy, so I telephoned DAN

 

[TheRedHead]

Our scubaboard writers are keen
to avoid the coarse and obscene.
For NetDoc will balk
and take out his chalk,
Severing threads on the cold guillotine!

 

[SmokeAire]

A diver friend that I know
Last night,with words,thought a new *** hole I should grow
Tho the words brought barely a tear
nor in my heart was any fear
'cause I've been looking into that mirror for years

 

[underwaterangel]

I know a diver who's cranky.
Last night he got a verbal spanking.
Tho often he is cynical or abrupt.
I find him as funny as a new born pup,
Since he blunders into trouble of his own making.

 

[my1ocean]

The moonlit sea had the surface of glass,
'till a mermaid's breath cuased ripples to pass.
And in that still night,
heart replete with the sight,
my lover, the sea, kissed me at last.

Wow, that's a bit soppy!!

 

[almitywife]

The discussion took a turn... O man...
Rocky mountain oysters fried up in a pan
I ran for the 'loo
'cos I had to spew
I felt woozy, so I telephoned DAN

nice Fish, i just got hubby out of the closet and stopped him from crying and you bring up the oysters again!

 

[underwaterangel]

The diver looked with great awe,
at the sea life abounding on the reef wall.
With fish, anemones, eels, crustaceans and coral,
Vibrant colors and life abounded looking like a living mural.
She wished she could stay forever to see it all.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

nice Fish, i just got hubby out of the closet and stopped him from crying and you bring up the oysters again!

Ha ha!!

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

The moonlit sea had the surface of glass,
'till a mermaid's breath cuased ripples to pass.
And in that still night,
heart replete with the sight,
my lover, the sea, kissed me at last.

Wow, that's a bit soppy!!

Yeah.... But nice...