What are the sacraments of diving?

[pt40fathoms]

My, My, You've all missed the single most important commandment of all commandments! Be ashamed; be very ashamed, for here it is;

Thou must maketh an offering of fermented grains, barley, and hops to all anointed Divemasters and Instructors. Be ye generous in this offering as blessings of great knowledge will be your reward.

 

[doole]

Never pick your mask up by the strap from the picnic bench, lest it be frozen there.

 

[Rick Inman]

Fishkiller once bubbled...
Proverbs 20:23 KJV Divers weights are an abomination unto the Lord; and a false balance is not good.

THAT is funny!!!! Anyone who doesn't believe it's there, look it up!
Good one, fishkiller!

 

[Brian1968]

How about....

Thou shall not ressurect the long dead threads. lol

:slam:

 

[Barracuda2]

Fishkiller once bubbled...
Proverbs 20:23 KJV Divers weights are an abomination unto the Lord; and a false balance is not good.

In Revelation 21: 1 it says, "Then I saw a new heaven and a new earth, for the first heaven and the first earth had passed away,and there was no longer
any sea". Man, what am I gonna do during the Millenium!!

Barracuda2