No peeing in your westsuit!!!

[ktomlinson]

I am pretty sure that the person that pulled over near my house and were standing next to a tree in my front yard last night was peeing, sorry no pictures.

 

[RTBDiver]

I see your point. I suppose this would be equivalent to driving down the interstate, seeing a car pulled off to the side of the road, and noticing a guy at the edge of the woods.

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No,
Its more like if they stopped the car in a populated neighborhood in front of a bunch of homes and whipped it out, I was in my dining room watching the boats come and go as this occured

 

[mike_s]

OK tO Address these moronic issues about an adult male that whipped out his thing in plain view of others

it is any worse than another adult male using a 300mm zoom lens to take pictures of guys dicks when they "whip them out".


You wouldn't have been able to see it without 300mm zoom.



I've seen people pee off a boat 10 feet away. I sure as hell didn't go take a picture of his dick and go post it on the internet.

 

[mike_s]

I'm taking a trip to Roatan this summer. Hope I don't have to drop a deuce off the boat!

:lol:


I about fell out of my chair laughing at that one.....

 

[RTBDiver]

I am pretty sure that the person that pulled over near my house and were standing next to a tree in my front yard last night was peeing, sorry no pictures.

And if this guy was on a boat at night behind something such as the guy at the tree then no worries but again, we are talking broad daylight and not even turning his back to the shore in a populated area where there are many families with children

 

[SoccerJeni]

Maybe it's just me, but I don't see what all the fuss is about.

I just about spit out my tea! Lol!!!!

I feel wrong for laughing. :sulkoff:

 

[SoccerJeni]

And if this guy was on a boat at night behind something such as the guy at the tree then no worries but again, we are talking broad daylight and not even turning his back to the shore in a populated area where there are many families with children

I do have to say...I would be quite shocked to see what you saw.

 

[ScubaSteve]

I was in my dining room

I am afraid to ask what was for dinner......

Spoiler

.....watching the boats come.....

Very bad choice of words.....again, I thought he was just peeing

 

[Stout]

Ahhhh, I remember Paris. Walking along the streets, breaking stride to hop over those countless streams of piss flowing from the base of buildings, across the sidewalk and into the gutter. Couple those with the myriad piles of dog crap, at least I was assuming it was dog crap, and I quickly found myself doing this funny sort of dancey, hoppy walk that I dubbed the Paris two step.I almost missed the Eiffel Tower with my eyes so fixated on the ground in front of me.

I quickly became enamoured with this new found cultural tradition and embraced the philosophy, when in Paris......

Heading to the nearest bar and guzzling down glasses of whatever that stuff that passes for beer in Paris, I set out mark my territory on the Avenue des Champs-Élysées with the hastily rewritten lyrics of a Joni Mitchell song running through my head.

Which brings us to this.

If thats what you feel is respectfull of visitors to another country i really do feel sorry for you.

So then, what is the prevailing cultural outlook about public urination on Roatan ? This isn't a rhetorical question, I really have no idea. Should I expect a massive sausagefest when I'm in Honduras or do guys take care of business discreetly like they do around here. Drunks exempted, of course.

Since this thread is titled with the peeing in your wetsuit theme, I'll go there too. I remember the good old days, the days when i used to dive in a shorty. When nature called, I'd simply move to the back of the line, have a quick peek about to ensure there wasn't another group of divers in the danger zone, hike up the leg of my suit to give peter unrestricted exposure to the ocean behind me and enjoy the benefits of jet propulsion for the better part of 30 seconds.

That's all changed now that I'm full length wetsuit guy, full length wetsuit and booties guy to be specific. Now pissing in my suit is a little more complicated as I don't want to be the guy on the boat who reeks of piss. We all know these guys, don't we ?

So I avoid eating asparagus ( and curry ) on dive trips and as much as I tell myself not to foul the suit, well, pee happens. After answering the call, I've developed this, hopefully discreeter tactic of pulling down the neck of my suit, scooping up a load of water then, hopefully again, squeezing the water down toward my feet in an attempt to "flush out" my suit and destroy any evidence.

So far, so good.

 

[RTBDiver]

So then, what is the prevailing cultural outlook about public urination on Roatan ? This isn't a rhetorical question, I really have no idea.

This fellow was not Honduran so there is no telling what to expect from visitors but Hondurans are generally quite modest with most women wearing dresses well below the knees and most men wearing long pants and often wearing long sleeve shirts. The laws basically state that police have the authority to arrest anyone who exhibits nudity or goes against modesty, proper conduct and public morals , and disturbs the neighbors’ tranquility with their immoral conduct