Not having anything much to do today I decided to perform some experiments involving public urination and videotaping the reactions of onlookers. Well that, and I don't need much of an excuse to have a crapload of beer for breakfast.
I planned out my locations, a public park, that five star restaurant where rich people go for lunch, a busy downtown intersection...
Anyways to make a long story short. Did you know that here, as well as many other places public urination is actually illegal??
A discussion about this law erupted in the drunk tank and none of my new found friends agreed with this law. We figured it was just a social control thing, you know, the jackboots of "respectable" society crushing down on out freedoms to perform natural body functions wherever, and whenever we please. We decided right there and then to stage a protest and urinated in the middle of the floor.
Damn cops and their tazers....
Anyways, after I got out of the hog tie, I decided I'm going to fight the charges. Understand, I'm not just doing this for myself, I'm doing this for all of us who desire to retain the right, yes I said the right, to urinate freely and openly just like nature intended.
Please send cash as the fine works out to something like 12 dives on Utila and then there's the "resisting arrest" issue to deal with too.
First they came for thew public urinators..