Corrupt-a-Wish

[Karel26]

Your students all get A's for they their speeches, but on the way home the bus brakes down. .

Wish i wasn't so cold. .

Live to dive and Dive to live. . . . :burnout:

 

[bhalah]

Granted, but all of your friends think it is way too hot.

Wish I could go on a diving vacation next week.

 

[cdolphin]

Granted. Your gear is lost on the flight and the only rental gear is bright pink.

Wish I didn't have to have this stupid garage sale I volunteered to do.

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, you get out of it by getting arrested for assaulting the person who talked you into it.


Wish Cdolphin's cell mate wasn't a psycho killer.

 

[inventor]

Granted, you don't want to know the details.

Wish I was in better shape.

 

[Scuba Lady]

Granted, you are now 250 lbs. instead of 251 lbs.

Wish fatigue would go away!

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, you are now 250 lbs. instead of 251 lbs.

Wow. Scuba Lady really IS a mean sober!

Granted, now there is nothing to tell you to stop exercising and you waste away to nothing.

Wish I were as good as I thought I was when I was younger.

 

[Scuba Lady]

Wow. Scuba Lady really IS a mean sober!

Granted, now there is nothing to tell you to stop exercising and you waste away to nothing.

Wish I were as good as I thought I was when I was younger.

wow... that statement opens A LOT of doors.... but, we will be civil.

Granted, now you are sooo good, you never have any fun (of course it could be you are so good that you spend all of your time exercising and never have time for family and work).

Wish SD would explain his statements.

 

[inventor]

Granted, We spend our day, as we rightly should, appologizing to Scuba Lady.

Wish ma'amselle knows we aren't mean spirited.

 

[cdolphin]

Granted, I told her. She's still not talking to you or SD.

Wish we could invite more people to this party. Not that I don't like youse guys.