Corrupt-a-Wish

[shark girl]

Granted, now our guests have drunk all the beer, eaten all the pizza, spilt vodka on the stereo and found that expensive whisky we were saving for a special occasion.

Wish everyone could forgive and forget!

 

[SangP]

Granted but you're doomed to repeat your follies & miss deeds with all of your new friends!

Wish that my better half is really my better half!

SangP

 

[inventor]

Granted, she read that and you survived.

Wish I had some waffles for breakfast.

 

[Scuba Lady]

Granted, they are made from cardboard.

Wish everyone knew I am not at all mean spirited... simply playing!

 

[shark girl]

Granted! Cyber group hug! (though, to keep to the spirit of the game, I think someone may have a touch of BO....).

I wish everyone could hear the beautiful dawn chorus I am hearing right now.

 

[inventor]

Granted, but Tony Orlando shows up to harmonize.

Wish the cable was back on.

 

[Scuba Lady]

Granted, but now the electricity isn't working!!

Wish there was something decent to watch on TV.

 

[inventor]

Granted, it's Tea Time for T-Totallers.

Wish I'd commit less a**hattery.

 

[shark girl]

Granted, but now you have to buy a proper hat.

wish I could get the shopping without actually having to go to the supermarket.

 

[inventor]

Granted, you order your groceries online, from a convenience store in Budapest, which delivers by rowboat.

Wish I had some good movies to watch.